Woman: "What a nice red they have put on the walls."
Man: "Yeah, I like the new counter tops and sink, very nice."
As the young couple walk towards the dining area, you suddenly hear an abrupt gasp from the woman,
Woman: "Wohhh, what the HELL IS THAT!"
Realtor: "O that is the microwave and oven, they both work really well, they don't make em like they use too."
Man: "Aha, yeah they make them better and more energy efficient now."
Woman: "I bet that thing kicks off some MAJOR radiation!"
As they keep walking, both looking back over their shoulders as if the MAJOR microwave is going to come to life and swallow them, they decide that because of what they saw, it's just "not their style."
And I wake up from the nightmare........
You know it's bad when you have guest over and they say "how the heck do you use THIS THING." I usually ignore all the comments, because like most things, I become attached and accept them for what they are. Maybe someday, someone else will too.
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