Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Bahh Humbug!

The holidays have arrived and can you say "STRESSED OUT"! Thanksgiving came and went, and it was a great time. I got to spend time with my family and shared a lot of laughs with the girls, it was another great memory added to the box.

I was listening to the radio on my way into work today and they were talking about how times have really changed. For example Santa being fat will offend some people....well to all those fat people....LOSE WEIGHT, I like Santa fat! It makes me want to curl up with him and share a cup of milk! Then they went on to talk about how you shouldn't say "Merry Christmas" to people because they might not be Christians. Christian or not, this is a time to be Merry, no matter if your Christian, Jewish or Kwanzaa....WHATEVER! So instead of saying "Merry Christmas" you should hurry and say..."Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa"....o but they might get offended by the order that you say this in, so you may want to ask what they celebrate and then put them in the correct order! Or you should just say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" so that NO ONE gets offended....period! Or NOT! I get offended everyday, why should I care? Can you say PMS!

The other one was that they don't want Santa saying "HO HO HO"....it may offend women! Well if you're a "HO" than that should be a complement coming from such a prestigious man! If you're not, than "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" to you too!!!

Do what you want, isn't this AMERICA!

Happy Holidays!
Sincerely,
Scrooge

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