You don't know what gross is until this happens to you! Note to reader, this is a TRUE story!
"Mommy...up, up!"
"What sweetie, you want me to pick you up?" (nothing abnormal about that)
"Yes."
As mommy picks her up, she felt something just didn't seem right.
With her favorite pacifier in mouth and mommy trying to figure out what's for dinner it happened without any warning at all. This SUDDEN PROJECTILE OF BARF!!!! HOLY #*&%! WHAT THE #$*& IS THIS? Nothing new to mommy, but she was use to it coming out of her mouth and not all over the front of her!
As mommy steps into "non-panic" mode she sets this spewing child into the sink, helping to point her face down into the sink! Don't panic!! Don't panic the mommy says to herself; o wait she was saying it out loud!
As she stood there looking at her poor child sitting in the sink with barf all over her, she then realized that she was wearing this same barf on the front of her and also standing in it! The only next best thing to do was to strip down in the kitchen and head for the tub......ahhh how water is GOD!
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