Animals over mankind

I was driving down a busy road today when all of a sudden I look up and there's this "cowboy" looking man in the middle of the street and I'm thinking to myself "what the heck is he doing"? As I get closer I realize that he's kindly trying to help two big geese out of the road so that they don't get run over by a 10 point psycho person. I watched in awe and felt very proud of this strange man. How nice it was of this guy to stop his car in the middle of traffic, risking his own life, (either to be run over by some Mercedes or shot at) to help these innocent birds. He finally got the birds to move over onto the grass and as I watched him get in his car and pull away I noticed "he had out of state plates". I bet that if my mother was in the car with me, she may have wanted to roll down her window and yell, "let them get run over you crazy SOB, now they are going to head for my yard and I will need to purchase more flags"!