Have you ever had to deal with an automated phone system? Well, let me tell you how funny it is to sit back and listen to someone go through this system before they get to an actual human; (this is of course, if they ever get to an actual human).
My grand ole husband got a new phone from a friend and needed to switch some numbers around and I'm standing in the kitchen when I hear him in the other room;
In a deep, loud voice;
"ONE"!
again.....
"O-N-E"!
(I'm thinking to myself, who the hell is he talking too in that voice)?
2 seconds later...louder and in a deeper voice, sounding a little pissed off at this point....
"YES"!
2 seconds later.....very steady and with the same deep voice, sounding really pissed off....
"REP-RESEN-TAT-IVE"!
At this point, I'm laughing to myself about how rude he is being to this automated system, "do you really think it cares how pissed off you are, or the tone of voice you are using"? I always wonder if there is someone sitting on that line, just laughing their ass off!
All of a sudden his voice changes to a very familiar voice, this sweat innocent person who needs assistance from a human being.
At least we still have it established that computers are not real and humans are!
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